Fight Valley online movie review - I can't believe this movie had a $27.000.000 budget
Since I saw the trailer I knew this was going to bomb but I didn't had any idea of how bad it was, this movie can become The Room of fighting movies as it was as bad as it could yet unintentionally laughable.
The acting in this movie is a joke non of this girls ever set foot in a real ghetto and There acting was as stereotypical as you can imagine I can imagine the research for the roles were watching a lot of movies with Ice T on them. Windsor the protagonist says she is 30 but her mom looks 7 years younger than her, the knock around girls ( a crew of twenty something that look more like skaters that street fighters) are a bunch of brats pushing their luck every time there is a fight as all the fights are so choreograph non even the pros make it look real and they try to convince us they are hardcore ghetto. ( Cyborg, Tate and Holm included) speaking of Holly Holm she is in this movie probably for a few seconds and her character doesn't go anywhere, she has top billing and she is the biggest person in the poster and they do nothing with her their is also the Serrano sisters whom I'm told they are pro boxers but they don't give them nothing to work with and they end up like push overs. The fact this trio are fighters and not actresses is clearly a fact as their dialog is very forced, Rob Hawk probably said " just act as angry and ghetto as possible".
Rob Hawk worked his ass off trying to put this garbage together and you can tell how his experience is practically zero, the pacing is horrible it will jump from one scene to the other from night to day with no continuity and many scenes that were cut roughly , the editing is messed up a lot was cut in the editing room and what was left has a lot of plot holes and you can nip pick almost every scene and the continuity errors are all over, I've scene school protects that looked more decent than this.
In the raw and tough world of Fight Valley there no such thing as logic or cops Tori a skinny girl that we are supposed to believe is a bad ass gets herself killed street fighting and its up to her sister to find out the killer as she is trained by Jabz (Tate) for apparently no reason at all ...to survive as Jabz so wisely placed it, but those montages are wasted as she gets her ass kicked every time, we find out it was Church ( Cyborg) who killed Tori, the last fight is as a minute long and we find out Jabz helped to cover the murder....Oooh no not Jabz, it's a very anti climatic ending were everyone says their sorry and the end, no filling for murder or anything they said they were sorry that's enough to settle everything, as Windsor said she was ready to take back what they took from her sister but she finds comfort by Jabz and Church saying they are sorry and having shed some tiers.
So that's fight Valley an idea that made no sense, Rob Hawk I'm sure there are many career opportunities you can pursue besides filmmaking.
P.S: Rob stop making your friends write positive reviews on your garbage you call a film believe me anyone with common sense knows this is junk.